True Love
Dear Big Hair: Will I ever find true love? --Mandy
Dear Mandy: What do I look like? Your horoscope? Tell me something about your hair. Maybe I can tell you.
By the way, Mandy, if you want to know about love and hair, a good place to go is the movies. I've been checking out quite a few lately, and hair has played at least a part in each. Last weekend, for example, Nick Nolte in Off the Black, in a crucial scene near the end of the film, put on his umpire costume and . . . quaffed his hair. It had to be perfect under the cap. Think about that next time you watch the ballplayers out on the diamond. They've probably spent not only hours in batting practice, but probably another few minutes in front of the mirror with a brush and comb--and their cap.
The thing about baseball hair is it's got to look good with a cap. For hair advice and questions, write to No1bag@gmail.com.
Dear Mandy: What do I look like? Your horoscope? Tell me something about your hair. Maybe I can tell you.
By the way, Mandy, if you want to know about love and hair, a good place to go is the movies. I've been checking out quite a few lately, and hair has played at least a part in each. Last weekend, for example, Nick Nolte in Off the Black, in a crucial scene near the end of the film, put on his umpire costume and . . . quaffed his hair. It had to be perfect under the cap. Think about that next time you watch the ballplayers out on the diamond. They've probably spent not only hours in batting practice, but probably another few minutes in front of the mirror with a brush and comb--and their cap.
The thing about baseball hair is it's got to look good with a cap. For hair advice and questions, write to No1bag@gmail.com.
posted by Short Story Reader @ 10:45 PM
1 Comments:
there is no true love in baseball, only disappointment -- take the hair since its all you can really hold onto
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